Windows Server 2008 R2-D2 Released
Redmond – Microsoft announced the release of its latest Server Operating System named Windows Server 2008 R2-D2. Features include:
- Brooks Propulsion rocket booster
- Cable gun
- Oil injector
- Claw arm
- Fusion cutter
- Holoprojector / Recorder
- Internal comlink
- Periscope
- Electric pike
- Propeller
- Hidden lightsaber compartment with ejector
- Fire extinguisher / Smoke Screen
- Small Saw
- Air Cannon
- Crashmat
- Lariat
- Submarine Mode
- Collapsible Umbrella
- Flea Remover
- Distracter
- Headdress Detangler
- Droid Deactivator
- Computer Interface Arm
- Charge Arm (electric shock)
- Life-form Scanner
- Breakdance Mode
- Polarity sink
- Water pump/hose
- Inflatable mattress
- Media copy / storage disc drive
- Jukebox
- Small red “tongue” ribbon
- “Confetti-creation device”
Happy April Fools Day!